Total Medals Earned: 313 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,870 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (110/210 points)
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/290 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Clear Level 5
Clear Level 6
Clear Level 7
Clear Level 8
Clear Level 9
Clear Level 10
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/20 points)
You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss